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Both Ways Barack

 
Thank you, B.H. O’Bama
For setting the record straight.
For telling Americans that NAFTA’s broke
And Canadians, “It’s GREAT!”
 
Although the surge has failed;
The situation on the ground has improved.
We’ll leave Iraq in sixteen months
To assure Bush policies made us lose.
 
Drill all you want where there is no oil
But don’t think Arctic or off shore.
And by the way if you find anything
We’ll tax your windfall to feed the poor.
 
He’s travelled through 57 states
Does that include Alaska and Hawaii?
What is his faith-based initative?
Vote for him, hope and see.
 
He was all for public financing
Of his campaign ‘til he found
By rufusing he’d have more money
In the fall to spread around.
 
“Why can’t I just finish my waffle?”
We heard the candidate whine.
That’s what we keep asking ourselves
Time, after time, after time.
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Warrior Nation

 
Sir, I’m no victim; I’m a volunteer.
My folks are proud of who I am.
My grandpa stormed ashore at Normandy;
My daddy fought in Viet Nam.
 
Great granddad shipped to the coast of France
In a war that was meant to end all wars.
Hit with mustard gas in the Argonne wood
He stopped the Kaiser’s mighty force.
 
Stonewall held the line on Manassas Plain;
My great, great grandpa by his side.
Virginians stood fast and fought for their homes;
Six hundred thousand soldiers died.
 
When the British burned our nation’s capitol,
In the third year of the War of 1812.
Our family rushed to the country’s defense
With no concern for themselves.
 
When first my family reached Virginia’s shore
The men folk felt duty bound.
They nearly froze to death at Valley Forge
And beat Cornwallis at Yorktown.
 
We’re a warrior nation but we pray for peace;
We mean no other country ill.
Founded by Puritans and pacifists
We guard their sacred vision still.
 
Victims? – No, only volunteers
Ready to answer every call.
Sons and daughters? – Yes, but full adults
Defending Liberty and Justice for us all.
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The Deceptive Puppeteer

 
Howard has his hand up Nancy’s skirt.
His thumb and pinky move her hands.
She blames everything on Mr. Bush,
From current gas prices to Iran.
 
The party talking points are carefully taught,
Read your lines and never blink.
Say, “No comment” ‘til you check with Dean
He’ll let you know just what you think.
 
“The war on terror’s in Afghanistan!”
She must have forgotten about New York.
London and Spain really don’t count
Nor for that matter does Iraq.
 
Howard works the strings on his marionette
Look at Harry’s wooden stoic face
His knee jerk reactions are choreographed
To keep the unwashed in their place.
 
“It’s big oil, insurance and pharmaceuticals
Who are to blame for America’s ills.
Bring these three to their knees and just you watch
The little people will be able to pay their bills.”
 
The Punch & Judy show continues to roll;
The far left keep sending in their checks.
Howard revises the “I Have A Scream” speech.
Let’s hope the puppet show gets nixed.
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